Strawberry Mint Subs, the story !

It all started one day when the little teenage girl nicking icemarle
wanted to creat her own little bishie harem. I'm just retelling this
story the way I think it happened, as with all story telling the teller
always adds his own special mark on the story.

Right back to the story, the day was way in the past when Icemarle
(will be called Ice from now on to save space) befriended the little
gnome veryinky in a distant realm called irc.irchighway.org or .net.
Finally Ice had found her first bishie for her harem, ill aware of Inkys
true intentions (veryinky is now knowns as Inky) which will get to
know as the story progresses. Unaware of this Ice told Inky she
wanted to provide the world with the fabulous anime series
La Corda D'Oro ~primo passo~ so they sat out to find people who
could help them on their quest. And as an answer to their prayers
from the sky Skywise fell. As he name implies he is wise about the
sky and many other tasks.

With the release of the first episode, which Ice did most of the work
on alone, the joker arrived. Bored out of his mind one day the
insane one thought to himself that he should download this series
he saw on a certain torrent site. He hoped on IRC to check out the
creators channel just to see if there were any people there. Once
he had entered this sacred realm that they had build he was eager
to help. Offering the only thing he could do at the time, help with
distro. And so Insane|E embarked on the road to be increscent into
Ice's bishie harem.

As time went by more people joined up. With the release of the
second episode, when Insane|E, and later on the groups mascot,
Tewor totaly slaughtered the release and forced thru a re-encoded
they got both got promoted to QC, a work that demands as much
skill as being lazy. Which suited at least the insane one.

Some where along the storyline, earlier then people might thing the
singing no hit wonder DreXam joined the harem as the bad boy
wannabe. Annoying people left and right as he blew thru the channel Despite his appearance and constant harassment of vg
things went smooth between DreXam and the rest of the bishie’s, I
mean what is there to fight about when you have to compete to be
on Ice’s good side day in and day out.

With the second release safely out to the masses some regulars
started to appear around the channel, this to the “staff’s” great
astonishment. They thought it was to be them and only them
around to strive for their queen’s lust. Alas how wrong they were.

In the wake of the successful releases problems started to arise.
The wizard, aka encoder, had a terrible handicap in doing his
work. A computer curfew. To the other staffers great surprise,
they could not believe it since the lived and breathed by theirs
they did not know how to live a normal life.

Sloppy as well as socially inept the people in Strawberry Mint
Subs have no exact knowledge on when certain characters started
to appear and offer their services. Some where along the line
the noble Maceart offered his services in hope of to become the
newest member of the bishie harem. This along with taking care
of his own little family. His help was greatly appreciated

As all the ranks where filled, the wizard, the jester, the translators,
singing star, the mascot only one thing was missing. A working
pony express, and a great one of that. Until that day the delivery
services of the SMS gang had been abysmal at best. Some how
someone secured the great pony express of Jippi CO. bringing with
him his friend Naoki and lots of cake.

With the third great work sent out with he help of Jippi CO a dark
period started. Some describe it as the dark ages others don’t. I
just say SMS went back to the stone age. At this point something
happened that could not be described as anything really. Did that
make much sense? I don’t think so and it was not my intention
either. You see now the wizard started to get tied up with personal
matters and this effected the works progress and created great
displeasure among the bishies. In the end the bad boy wannabe
DreXam stepped up and went thru some basic wizard training so
that nothing would be left undone for to long.

It’s now that we are closing onto where we are in time today.
After the troublesome fourth episode a new bishie joined. He
became the wizard and also provided us with a new version of
our first method of sending out our work before enlisting the
Jippi CO. With Power2All’s help the latest work was done and
distributed to the people and now  things should have been
all happy and nice in the land of Strawberry Mint Subs. But alas
the services Power brought with him to us created a little bit of
aggravation among the lazy and stubborn followers. This and
that an address from a certain offices was miss guided due to
false information. And with this dear children the story is about
to end for this time, but fear not it’s not over yet….

So come back to hear more when the next chapter is told in the
great story about Strawberry Mint Subs.

The Story Teller

……
So I feel for those who actually read all the garbage above.
It’s the greatest piece of trash the fiction world has seen in
ages. I mean it makes no sense, does not keep to a fixed time
line, not a single name is correct. It’s all bogus !

Or is it? :P
Next chapter will be announced when I feel like writing it.
Or just a bonus omake in the mean time, who knows.